Basically, I'm a dragon

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Anonymous inquired: i don't think you're active here anymore but i need you to know that i've been following you on tumblr for years and every time i hear the word turtle i still think about what i think is your turtles dont have to go to school video

beyondthisdarkhouse:

rhube:

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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

nastywizard:

nastywizard:

LET’S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

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unclefather:

i love this take

kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace:

blue-star-above-me:

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

kristybluebird:

curioscurio:

take me back

belanekra:

what-even-is-thiss:

sandersstudies:

randomslasher:

scumtrout:

fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.

Correct. High school kids are WAY younger than I was when I was in high school. So are college kids. When I was in high school and college we were full grown adults. But now that I’m almost 40 the high school and college age kids are actually babies. It’s crazy how that happens. 

I remember when I was in middle school I would hear my dad calling college students and 20-something employees “kid,” as in “oh yeah this kid that just started in marketing is really talented,” or “the Johnsons’ son is a really nice kid” talking about like a 22-year-old and at the time I was like “what haha those aren’t kids those are clearly adults”

And now I’m a 24-year-old who sees my 18-year-old coworker as a baby and I’m like ah. I think I am coming to an understanding.

Everyone on planet earth currently is the oldest and most mature that they’ve ever been. And they always will be.

I’m 28 and back in college to get a new undergrad degree for a career change, and all of my classmates are just…babies. who let these toddlers out on their own? one of my classmates got drunk at a party and gave herself a concussion and i’m just like. these children need to be supervised.

filmnoirsbian:

purefake:

queer-catboy:

acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2:

joeyclaire:

chris is literally nonbinary

ppl really do just say “cisgender” for anyone who isnt “trans enough” huh

this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs

callmebliss-got-swamped:

memewhore:

Sometimes I’ll be trying to fall asleep and “smork alam” will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

This image is now brain roommates with “spinch”

lux-astralis:

9 year old me getting home from school after having been bullied the entire day to play dressup games on the family computer for 4 hours straight

feralg0blin:

homoidiotic:

crit20lesbian:

sokkalore:

iloveyoufor800years:

iloveyoufor800years:

what do red pandas even do

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

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